Pathan sardae Jokes
Pathan Sardar Jokes
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1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:
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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.
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Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
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Teacher: Sardar Ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay
Aur Pathan Ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Mein Kaun Acha?
Papu: Score To Sardar Ka Acha Hai Magar Strike Rate Pathan Ka Acha HAi.
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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
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Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?
Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.
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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai
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Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.
Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht.
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Sardar buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Sardar bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy
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Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
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.
.
.
Or
Sardar Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
.
Guess Q
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.
.
Bcz
.
Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain
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Sardar : Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Pathan : Nai yar.
Sardar : or travi parote?
Pathan : Mushkil hy.
Sardar : Or Aftari karogy?
Pathan : Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai
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1 sardar k Ghar pr Board laga hua tha.
Wife M.sc
&.
Husband F.sc.
Pathan ny pucha:
Aap ki wife itni educated aur aap Q nhi....?
Sardar ny kaha:
Matlab to ek hi hy....
M.sc
Mother of Seven Childrens
F.sc
Father of Seven Childrens
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Pathan Ny Naswar Ki Dukhan Kholi..
Sb Dekh Kr Boht Hansy..
.
.
Qk
.
Dukan Pr Board Laga Tha K
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.
.
Ladies K Liye Parday Ka Intezam Hai...
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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai...
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Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash......
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1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik sardar darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Sardar bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
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1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck
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Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Pathan : Goal karny ke lie
.
Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay
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Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
.
.
Sardar: Jootay se mar do
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Pehla Zaheen Sardar
.
Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai
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Sardar to Pathan : Jab mai sota hon mairy khwab mai Bandar football khailty hain
.
Pathan : Eat this medicine before you sleep
.
Sardar: Kal se Khawonga, aaj unka final hai
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Sardar 1: yaar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya owr maira mobile bhi band ho gia
Pathan : Esa konsa msg tha?
Sardar : "Battery Low"
Pathan : O send kar, doston ko darayengy
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Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
.
Jab Us ki Bewi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
.
Bewi: Sirf Yahi aap ka hai
1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:
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4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
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Pathan Halwayi se: Tum kitny salon se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
.
Halwayi baray fakhar se: 20 saal se
.
Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai tum se aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani
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Bewi: aap boht moty hoty ja rahy hain
Pathan: tum bhi moti hoti ja rahi ho
Bewi: Mai tu Maa banny wali hun
.
Pathan: Mai bhi tu baap banny wala hun
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Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon
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1 sardar ghar se nekla tu daikha ke samnay kailay ka chelka para howa tha
Sardar: O mere khudaya.. Aaj phir phisalna parega
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Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 band kam ho jayega
.
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
.
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi
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Teacher: Sardar Ki 5 Biwian 20 Bachay
Aur Pathan Ki 1 Biwi 9 Bachay To Batao In Dono Mein Kaun Acha?
Papu: Score To Sardar Ka Acha Hai Magar Strike Rate Pathan Ka Acha HAi.
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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.
Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.
Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?
Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.
Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?
Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.
Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Naswar Gosht.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar buji hue ciagrate p rha tha
Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise p rhe ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi rha.
Sardar bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hy
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
.
.
.
.
Or
Sardar Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
.
Guess Q
.
.
.
Bcz
.
Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar : Es saal rozay rakho gy?
Pathan : Nai yar.
Sardar : or travi parote?
Pathan : Mushkil hy.
Sardar : Or Aftari karogy?
Pathan : Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 sardar k Ghar pr Board laga hua tha.
Wife M.sc
&.
Husband F.sc.
Pathan ny pucha:
Aap ki wife itni educated aur aap Q nhi....?
Sardar ny kaha:
Matlab to ek hi hy....
M.sc
Mother of Seven Childrens
F.sc
Father of Seven Childrens
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Pathan Ny Naswar Ki Dukhan Kholi..
Sb Dekh Kr Boht Hansy..
.
.
Qk
.
Dukan Pr Board Laga Tha K
.
.
.
Ladies K Liye Parday Ka Intezam Hai...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash......
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik sardar darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Sardar bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar: Itnay saray log football ko laat kion mar rahay hain?
.
Pathan : Goal karny ke lie
.
Sardar: Gol hi tu hai, owr kitna gol karengay
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
.
.
Sardar: Jootay se mar do
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pehla Zaheen Sardar
.
Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar to Pathan : Jab mai sota hon mairy khwab mai Bandar football khailty hain
.
Pathan : Eat this medicine before you sleep
.
Sardar: Kal se Khawonga, aaj unka final hai
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar 1: yaar aaj mujhe ajeeb msg aya owr maira mobile bhi band ho gia
Pathan : Esa konsa msg tha?
Sardar : "Battery Low"
Pathan : O send kar, doston ko darayengy
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
.
Jab Us ki Bewi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
.
Bewi: Sirf Yahi aap ka hai
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